House of Spoils · Generated July 16, 2026 · 52,088 unique paid orders (2020 → today) · vs live best-sellers-1 collection (48 products)
🇺🇸 United States
$39,988,096
44,947 orders · top: Horsepower
Top-48 overlap: 32/48 (67%)
🇨🇦 Canada
$1,772,894
1,359 orders · top: Fleetwood
Top-48 overlap: 28/48 (58%)
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
$1,501,874
1,563 orders · top: Happy Days
Top-48 overlap: 29/48 (60%)
🇦🇺 Australia
$2,075,124
2,177 orders · top: Fleetwood
Top-48 overlap: 25/48 (52%)
Findings
US drives the store — $39,988,096 all-time (44,947 orders) vs $2,075,124 AU, $1,772,894 CA, $1,501,874 UK. The collection matches the US top-48 best (67% overlap) and Australia worst (52%).
Fontelina II is a top-48 all-time seller in every single market (#2 all-time in the UK, $473k all-time US) but was recently rotated out of the collection. Its all-time record vastly outweighs its soft 2026 — classic revival candidate, especially for UK/AU.
Australia has the most distinct taste — 23 of its natural top-48 are missing from the collection: Dip in the Adriatic, One Fire, After Shock, Take a Bite, Golden Hour, The Glitter Sailor. Meanwhile Touch Down St. Barth, Birdies, Nothing Time and Under A Western Sky barely sell there.
UK skews Mediterranean — Polignano a Mare II, Pellicano II, La Fontelina XXI, Il Pellicano all sit in the UK top-48 but not in the collection; 10 collection products are near-dead in the UK (Takayna Tree: $0 all-time).
Canada is thin but classic-leaning — Fleetwood and The Daily lead; The Pass II, Fairmont Hairpin 72 and Cadillac are CA-specific gaps, while Galope, Canon Drive and Running to Nostalgia are dead weight there.
Legacy giants vs current collection — US all-time leaders like One Fire, Whitewash, Take a Bite, Daydream, Bottoms Up ($270k–$373k each) aren't in the collection at all: huge historical earners now traffic-starved (🔄 revival bucket).
Market
🇺🇸 United States
All-time revenue
$39,988,096
Overlap with collection
32/48 (67%)
Momentum-blended overlap
37/48
Top-48 gaps (not in collection) Fontelina II ($472,965), One Fire ($372,750), Whitewash ($301,135), Take a Bite ($289,750), Daydream ($272,975), Bottoms Up ($269,965), Family ($268,855), Da Waterpig II ($245,165)
Collection dead weight in this market Birdies ($49,815), Under A Western Sky ($50,700), Mediterranean ($58,225), Her Next Move ($80,940), Takayna Tree ($87,490)
#
Product
All-time rev
Units
Last 30d
Bucket
In coll.
1
Horsepower
$1,432,455
2,370
$18,260
🔄 Revival
✓
2
Fleetwood
$1,154,235
2,673
$7,350
🔄 Revival
✓
3
Happy Days
$765,770
1,467
$8,570
🏆 All-time
✓
4
The Dive
$719,740
1,020
$5,515
🔄 Revival
✓
5
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
$667,765
1,131
$4,795
🔄 Revival
✓
6
The Daily
$609,558
1,319
$1,490
🔄 Revival
✓
7
Sunday Drive
$515,695
709
$4,465
🏆 All-time
✓
8
Fontelina II
$472,965
696
$2,325
🔄 Revival
✗
9
Nothing Time
$469,605
832
$4,700
🏆 All-time
✓
10
Window to Paradise
$437,760
570
$3,515
🏆 All-time
✓
11
Take Flight
$425,600
657
$3,715
🔄 Revival
✓
12
Splash!
$416,713
789
$2,455
🏆 All-time
✓
13
Malibu I
$416,225
695
$2,170
🔄 Revival
✓
14
Wallride
$384,395
615
$3,900
🔄 Revival
✓
15
Night Swimmers
$379,635
597
$5,290
🔄 Revival
✓
16
One Fire
$372,750
613
$800
🔄 Revival
✗
17
Pulse
$367,480
471
$1,900
🔄 Revival
✓
18
Paris II
$361,080
546
$10,215
🏆 All-time
✓
19
The Pass
$329,640
508
$2,725
🏆 All-time
✓
20
Glassy Days
$327,165
469
$2,690
🔄 Revival
✓
21
Whitewash
$301,135
408
$1,050
🔄 Revival
✗
22
Giraffic Jam
$297,648
390
$815
🔄 Revival
✓
23
Take a Bite
$289,750
652
$625
🔄 Revival
✗
24
Daydream
$272,975
433
$1,050
🔄 Revival
✗
25
Out of Bounds
$271,725
547
$3,090
🏆 All-time
✓
26
Bottoms Up
$269,965
506
$3,450
🔄 Revival
✗
27
Family
$268,855
415
$1,215
🔄 Revival
✗
28
Rocksalt
$266,494
351
$3,125
🏆 All-time
✓
29
Dark Matter
$259,725
341
$3,425
🏆 All-time
✓
30
Da Waterpig II
$245,165
358
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
31
Canon Drive
$238,405
304
$3,850
🏆 All-time
✓
32
Stretch Test
$236,754
418
$1,180
🏆 All-time
✓
33
Goliath
$232,210
393
$3,615
🏆 All-time
✗
34
Escape Riva
$230,635
303
$5,870
🏆 All-time
✓
35
Splendido
$221,260
257
$7,625
🏆 All-time
✓
36
Ride West
$214,350
343
$5,000
🔄 Revival
✓
37
Speed
$212,910
315
$7,000
🏆 All-time
✓
38
Sunday Drive II
$211,503
281
$400
🏆 All-time
✓
39
Touch Down St. Barth
$209,965
280
$5,055
🏆 All-time
✓
40
Joshua Tree IV
$200,450
380
$1,640
🔄 Revival
✗
41
Dusk Patrol
$200,210
227
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
42
Porsche Surf
$199,425
253
$16,365
🏆 All-time
✓
43
Polignano a Mare II
$198,450
284
$4,075
🏆 All-time
✗
44
Get In
$197,135
325
$8,565
🏆 All-time
✗
45
La Fontelina XXI
$196,385
301
$3,615
🏆 All-time
✗
46
Alice
$191,745
379
$2,680
🔄 Revival
✗
47
Il Pellicano
$191,520
373
$450
🔄 Revival
✗
48
Li Galli
$190,430
214
$5,255
🏆 All-time
✓
Market
🇨🇦 Canada
All-time revenue
$1,772,894
Overlap with collection
28/48 (58%)
Momentum-blended overlap
24/48
Top-48 gaps (not in collection) Fontelina II ($27,804), The Pass II ($13,790), Family ($13,474), Take a Bite ($12,375), Get In ($11,534), Fairmont Hairpin 72 ($10,791), Cadillac ($10,714), Pipeline Pack ($10,681)
Collection dead weight in this market Galope ($2,650), Canon Drive ($2,834), Nothing Time ($3,503), Ride West ($3,802), Running to Nostalgia ($3,858)
#
Product
All-time rev
Units
Last 30d
Bucket
In coll.
1
Fleetwood
$46,877
68
$1,406
🏆 All-time
✓
2
The Daily
$43,182
61
$2,744
🏆 All-time
✓
3
Horsepower
$37,551
48
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
4
Happy Days
$36,167
50
$297
🏆 All-time
✓
5
The Dive
$29,336
32
$1,269
🏆 All-time
✓
6
Fontelina II
$27,804
26
$2,049
🏆 All-time
✗
7
Wallride
$27,192
31
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
8
Sunday Drive
$26,887
30
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
9
Splash!
$25,371
32
$296
🔄 Revival
✓
10
Paris II
$21,462
28
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
11
Porsche Surf
$20,650
23
$704
🏆 All-time
✓
12
Risky Business
$18,944
23
$520
🏆 All-time
✓
13
Take Flight
$18,048
21
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
14
Letting Go
$17,249
11
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
15
Stretch Test
$14,912
16
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
16
Out of Bounds
$14,556
20
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
17
Window to Paradise
$14,098
16
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
18
The Pass II
$13,790
12
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
19
Escape Riva
$13,641
10
$700
🏆 All-time
✓
20
Ferrari GTO Villa d’Este
$13,586
19
$1,925
🏆 All-time
✓
21
Family
$13,474
15
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
22
Bernina
$13,423
13
$296
🏆 All-time
✓
23
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
$12,714
16
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
24
Take a Bite
$12,375
21
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
25
Get In
$11,534
14
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
26
Sunday Drive II
$10,853
13
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
27
Fairmont Hairpin 72
$10,791
16
$1,045
🏆 All-time
✗
28
Malibu I
$10,767
20
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
29
Cadillac
$10,714
12
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
30
Pipeline Pack
$10,681
9
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
31
Rocksalt
$10,584
12
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
32
Glassy Days
$10,227
12
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
33
Li Galli
$10,170
5
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
34
Bottoms Up
$10,090
14
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
35
Nightcap
$9,853
15
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
36
The Pass
$9,563
11
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
37
Da Waterpig II
$9,418
10
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
38
From Above to Below
$9,088
10
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
39
Coral
$8,985
4
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
40
St Tropez Getaway
$8,936
15
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
41
Dark Matter
$8,895
7
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
42
Daydream
$8,798
8
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
43
Where's Waldo
$8,795
6
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
44
Aérodrome
$8,662
5
$296
🏆 All-time
✗
45
Pulse
$8,623
7
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
46
Giardini di Villa d'Este
$8,570
11
$1,970
🏆 All-time
✗
47
Dip in the Adriatic
$8,459
9
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
48
Baby, Listen
$8,011
6
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
Market
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
All-time revenue
$1,501,874
Overlap with collection
29/48 (60%)
Momentum-blended overlap
28/48
Top-48 gaps (not in collection) Fontelina II ($40,475), Pipeline Pack ($18,664), Polignano a Mare II ($15,113), Pellicano II ($12,439), Bottoms Up ($12,151), Where's Waldo ($11,649), La Fontelina XXI ($11,309), Wild Rush ($10,960)
Collection dead weight in this market Takayna Tree ($0), Under A Western Sky ($1,032), Birdies ($1,356), The Manor ($1,700), Galope ($1,799), Nothing Time ($2,147)
#
Product
All-time rev
Units
Last 30d
Bucket
In coll.
1
Happy Days
$41,618
74
$528
🏆 All-time
✓
2
Fontelina II
$40,475
48
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
3
Horsepower
$38,509
68
$2,400
🏆 All-time
✓
4
Fleetwood
$35,575
71
$297
🔄 Revival
✓
5
Sunday Drive
$30,237
30
$779
🔄 Revival
✓
6
Window to Paradise
$28,614
36
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
7
The Daily
$27,358
39
$1,406
🏆 All-time
✓
8
The Dive
$26,991
45
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
9
Porsche Surf
$22,840
17
$1,852
🚀 Momentum
✓
10
Giraffic Jam
$21,776
23
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
11
Escape Riva
$19,599
18
$791
🏆 All-time
✓
12
Pipeline Pack
$18,664
16
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
13
Take Flight
$16,753
24
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
14
Splendido
$16,325
19
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
15
Splash!
$15,659
32
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
16
Bernina
$15,177
22
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
17
Polignano a Mare II
$15,113
18
$1,402
🏆 All-time
✗
18
Wallride
$13,557
15
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
19
Night Swimmers
$13,510
17
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
20
Sunday Drive II
$13,423
14
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
21
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
$12,987
23
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
22
The Pass
$12,838
18
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
23
Pellicano II
$12,439
21
$1,408
🏆 All-time
✗
24
Bottoms Up
$12,151
13
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
25
Rocksalt
$11,742
15
$535
🏆 All-time
✓
26
Where's Waldo
$11,649
10
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
27
La Fontelina XXI
$11,309
16
$528
🏆 All-time
✗
28
Ferrari GTO Villa d’Este
$11,128
15
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
29
Wild Rush
$10,960
12
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
30
Float Oasis
$10,668
11
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
31
One Fire
$10,420
17
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
32
French Riviera
$10,134
15
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
33
Il Pellicano
$9,707
24
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
34
Poolside in St. Moritz
$9,276
9
$1,381
🏆 All-time
✓
35
Family
$9,013
6
$2,600
🏆 All-time
✗
36
Miami I
$8,836
13
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
37
Daydream
$8,678
11
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
38
Out of Bounds
$8,658
17
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
39
Canon Drive
$8,456
12
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
40
Glassy Days
$8,221
16
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
41
Bondi II
$8,201
16
$298
🏆 All-time
✗
42
Dusk Patrol
$8,167
12
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
43
Whitewash
$8,163
8
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
44
Letting Go
$7,843
8
$4,581
🏆 All-time
✓
45
Ghosts
$7,748
12
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
46
Paris II
$7,423
15
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
47
Game Point
$7,320
7
$0
🔄 Revival
✗
48
Malibu I
$7,223
14
$0
🔄 Revival
✓
Market
🇦🇺 Australia
All-time revenue
$2,075,124
Overlap with collection
25/48 (52%)
Momentum-blended overlap
25/48
Top-48 gaps (not in collection) Fontelina II ($30,617), Take a Bite ($24,212), Dip in the Adriatic ($21,455), One Fire ($20,393), The Glitter Sailor ($18,735), Golden Hour ($18,364), West Coast ($18,163), Pipeline Pack ($17,048)
Collection dead weight in this market Under A Western Sky ($989), Touch Down St. Barth ($1,608), Birdies ($1,648), Nothing Time ($1,905), Night Swimmers ($2,328), Galope ($2,962)